Children's Letters to Satan? Should they be redirected to Santa?

Of course not.

But they should be redirected to evangenlical ministers who will scare them into thinking their family is going to burn in hell unless they get their parents to convert and start donating $$ to the church.

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Oh definitely. Satan's claws are trying to figure out where they're going to get all those PS3's, because it's beyond even his power right now.

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I dunno man. Best to leave 'em in the dead letter office. Granted, most of them are probably typos, but even if only one or two of them were actually meant for Satan, well, that stuff could traumatize poor ol' Saint Nick. Know what I mean?